This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
Portraits Of Boston Marathon survivors see runners returning to the finish line to look back. See more of these inspiring photos here.
at my funeral there’s gonna be a potato bar that serves bottomless fries (waffle, french, curly q, all varieties), hash browns, tater tots, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes, home fries, potato chips, sweet potatoes, potato based vodka, baked potatoes, scalloped, diced, and sliced potatoes
The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks
that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
YES FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH I LOVE THIS LIL FUCKER. LOOK AT IT
ohy my fucking god i finally know how my patronus looks like
So of course I read up on it. It’s even more beautiful when it’s in the water, not collapsed like it is on the original pic. It also freakin’ eats Portuguese Man o’Wars. They are also hermaphroditic because, damn, they so pretty, no way are they gonna hit anything but theyselves.
This really is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.
TODAY, WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!!!
It’s funny, because if a girl actually did something like this in public, they would be considered ‘sluts’.
Customer: “Hey can I get that (insert item of clothing) off the display/mannequin?”
Me: “ I’ll have to ask my manager if we can take that down, I’ll be right back.”
Me: *walks around the store aimlessly*
Me: “Sorry, they said we can’t take it down.”