hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast


coachellaspooky:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

coachellaspooky:

yet another unrealistic standard for women


atrafeathers:

pixiedust-paycheck:

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD  WHOOAAAAaaa

the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.


Man, I love that one Disney movie 

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

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With the royal family

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And the adorable children

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And the tragic death(s)

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And then our hero runs away

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And sings a really catchy song about being free

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Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

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And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

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A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

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And so our hero goes back

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And they all live happily ever after

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It’s such a great movie


saintlukas:

this is the only vine that matters


hellobejules:

"Asexual is an excuse for being a virgin."

"Being Bi just means that you’re half gay and half straight."

"Pansexuals are just sluts."

"OMG you’re gay!! Let’s go shopping!"

"People questioning are just trying to be cool."


221timeywimey:

So I slowed down the podcast on YouTube.


youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.


lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon


fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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